Voldemort Attack!

Okay,  maybe this lastest dream is based on the fact that I've been slightly Harry Potter obsessed lately.  It isn't because of the movie coming out or anything like that, it's because I discovered my boyfriend hasn't ever read a single book and now I'm bugging him as much as I can about it.

Anywho, on to the dream shall we!

Myself and a bunch of friends (may 12 of us total) were having a picnic party at a park.  We chose a spot in the park that had a covering over some tables and it was right next to a huge lake so it was really pretty and we sat down ready to eat.  The lake was so big that you could only see the other side if it were a perfectly clear day.

Then, one of my friends, Matt, hears something.  It's that sound effect in every movie you've ever seen right after an airplane drops a bomb somewhere, that high pitched falling noise right before the "boom."  We look up and see a huge round red ball, the size of a small dorm room, coming straight towards us.  It looks like it had been catapulted from the other side of the lake.  We all run out of the covered picnic area because it was directly in the path of the ball.  Sure enough, the ball landed on the roof and collapsed the entire outdoor building.  Then showed up Lucius Malfoy.

He strolled over from nowhere like nothing happened and then stood very till just outside the ruble of the building while all of us were trying to figure out why the crap were things that big landing on us.

"Compliments of the Dark Lord"  he said.  Then he smiled and stepped back as if to watch the show that was to come.

Someone in our group of friends said "Oh great, You had to dream up fricken Voldemort!" (And no I'm not making that up.  I'm actually not making any of this up)

Then we saw it.  In between the ruble and the water of the lake a sign appeared.  On it was a simple message.  "Merry Christmas"

Then, from the other side of the lake, things started flying like the ball had before, things that ere oddly christmas related and all the size of a small dorm room flying towards us.  A christmas ham, an ornament the size of my room, giant mint m&m's, and other christmas symbols.  They all came flying from the other side of the lake and were landing like huge bombs all over where my friends and I were trying to take cover.

People were getting hurt.  I, thinking I was a genius at the time even though in hindsight it was very stupid, looked up and sawan ornament flying towards me, so I stood right where I thought it was going to land.  It landed six inches to the left fo me and another christmas symbol landed six inches to the right of me.  I layed down between them and waited until another one would land right on top of the two symbols around me and I would be safely underneath.  I broke my leg.

After the first "wave" of christmas things, Malfoy waved his hand and all the symbols disappeared.  He waved his hand again and all the wounds that all of us had received in the attack were healed too.  We couldn't figure out his motive.

We all looked back to the sign which now read "Happy New Year" and shortly thereafter, New Year's symbols started fllying at us.  The whole christmas scene that happened only ten minutes earlier was now happening again only this time with New Years symbols.  Giant cone shaped hats, huge glitter, and so on.

People got hurt in the things falling and after this wave sure enough, Malfoy waved his hand and everything disappeared and the wounds were healed.

Wave after wave of attacks, each time a few minutes before the sign reading what the next one would be.  Voldemort was throwing the holidays at us.  Christmas, New Years, Valentine's day (which included a giant red velevet cupcake landing on my arm), St Patrick's Day, April fools day, Mother's day.  He was going in order. Malfoy was obviously sent to us to heal us so Voldemort could continue his game as long as he wanted to.

Damn Voldemort, could you at least be a little bit more original?

Then out of now where, with no warning on the sign, came a huge, house-sized, water balloon.  It landed short, in the lake, it didn't even touch us.  All of us were confused as Voldemort hadn't missed a single hit yet.  We turned to Malfoy for some kind of explanation. 

"I swear to God, that did not come from my side!  You know how terrifed the Dark Lord is of water balloons!!"

Thanks num nuts, now we know how to kill your boss.

So what did a bunch of college kids do, we made hundreds of water balloons and of course we chucked them over the lake.  Before we figured out though if we had been successful, my dear boy Mr. Potter FINALLY makes his entrance.

And you wanna know something.  Harry was a flippin' ZOMBIE!!  Bags under his eyes, arms forward, all of it.

"What I miss?"  Zombie Harry said.

"You've got to be kidding" said Malfoy.

One of my friends threw a water balloon at Harry because she thought it would help.  Instead, it missed and instead of hitting Harry, it hit me.  Waking me up.

Seriously?!