Big Bacon

I was on vacation.  We decided to go to a local rock climbing site which was supposed to one of a kind.  The rock was named "The Bed" because it was rectangular shaped. Basically you needed to climb fifty foot to the top of the rock, and then once on top you needed to climb 2000 foot down into the center of the rock.  It was supposed to be one of the most awesome rock climbs in America.

On the way to the fun-ness that was "The Bed" we passed a sign that side "Free Rope."  I instantly went and grabbed some.  I was a bit of a worry wart about the whole thing and had a bad feeling something wasn't going to go right on our trip.  After our little detour, we went to the rock. 

I was in a group of maybe six other people.  Only one of whom I knew in reality, James the Asian, but in the dream all of us were excellent friends.  Four of them, including James, immediately went up and began to climb. I watched them as they reached the fifty foot bank and then descended in to the center of the rock.  Myself and the person who stayed out with me decided to our a large Margarita Pizza which we devoured while watching my friends disappear into the rock.

The girl I was with asked me why I didn't climb, and I told her I was too hungry and I was planning on climbing after I eat.  After I ate, and did mounds of laundry (have no idea why) and finally went up to the rock and began climbing.  Once I hit the summit I obviously began to climb downward into the rock.  After climbing down only about one hundred foot, I saw something rather odd.  In midair within the rock was a huge sandwich.  It was huge!  The slices of bread were at least seventy foot long!  And you could climb into the sandwich. It was like being an ant in heaven.  And instead of myself looking at this and thinking "What the crap?!"  I found myself thinking "This is AWESOME!"  Within the sandwich were layers of bacon and cheese and all the other findings on a seventy foot American sandwich hovering in mid air.

Sure enough, all four friends including James were on the sandwich with me.  We didn't eat it or even nibble on it.  The thought never entered our minds.  It was more of a huge play ground type vibe.  It was awesome fun only a bunch of teenagers and young adults could have while staying sober.

I woke up after playing on the sandwich for a while.  I know I went to bed hungry last night because I was too tired to walk to my kitchen and eat...but damn I never thought it would induce floating giant sandwiches!