I was on vacation. We decided to go to a local rock climbing site which was supposed to one of a kind. The rock was named "The Bed" because it was rectangular shaped. Basically you needed to climb fifty foot to the top of the rock, and then once on top you needed to climb 2000 foot down into the center of the rock. It was supposed to be one of the most awesome rock climbs in America.
On the way to the fun-ness that was "The Bed" we passed a sign that side "Free Rope." I instantly went and grabbed some. I was a bit of a worry wart about the whole thing and had a bad feeling something wasn't going to go right on our trip. After our little detour, we went to the rock.
I was in a group of maybe six other people. Only one of whom I knew in reality, James the Asian, but in the dream all of us were excellent friends. Four of them, including James, immediately went up and began to climb. I watched them as they reached the fifty foot bank and then descended in to the center of the rock. Myself and the person who stayed out with me decided to our a large Margarita Pizza which we devoured while watching my friends disappear into the rock.
The girl I was with asked me why I didn't climb, and I told her I was too hungry and I was planning on climbing after I eat. After I ate, and did mounds of laundry (have no idea why) and finally went up to the rock and began climbing. Once I hit the summit I obviously began to climb downward into the rock. After climbing down only about one hundred foot, I saw something rather odd. In midair within the rock was a huge sandwich. It was huge! The slices of bread were at least seventy foot long! And you could climb into the sandwich. It was like being an ant in heaven. And instead of myself looking at this and thinking "What the crap?!" I found myself thinking "This is AWESOME!" Within the sandwich were layers of bacon and cheese and all the other findings on a seventy foot American sandwich hovering in mid air.
Sure enough, all four friends including James were on the sandwich with me. We didn't eat it or even nibble on it. The thought never entered our minds. It was more of a huge play ground type vibe. It was awesome fun only a bunch of teenagers and young adults could have while staying sober.
I woke up after playing on the sandwich for a while. I know I went to bed hungry last night because I was too tired to walk to my kitchen and eat...but damn I never thought it would induce floating giant sandwiches!
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Summer Light Smoothie
I was hanging out with Cody. In my dream he worked at a McDonalds and we were hanging out before his shift. He showed me his favorite drink which was a Strawberry smoothie which he mixed with percisely eight ounces of lemonade. He said they make them at work all the time and he let me taste his. It was delicious and I loved it.
After we hung out he had to report to duty at that McDonalds and I went home to see my parents. My dad was hungry and for some reason was craving McDonalds (which is very ironic considering my parents hate fast food). Off to Cody's work we went. When we got there I ordered the Summer Light Smoothie which most resembled the one Cody had given me earlier. When I got it I realized that it was a soda and not the Smoothie I had ordered before. I threw a huge hissy fit and the girl at the counter told me how they didn't make the smoothie in which I decribed.
As I got angrier, the girl behind the counter gto more and more nervous and called for the Manager. Ha. Here comes the worst part of the entire dream. Out comes MY boss. He also managed the McDonalds I was at. I explaned to him the drink and he calmly told me he couldn't make it. I got mad at him. I watched Cody make it earlier. Why couldn't my own boss make it. I threw the Soda they made me before and the manager yelled at me for it. "What?" I said "You want me to clean it up?"
He told me no that wouldn't be needed. I wasn't on his clock. hahaha. I got my money back and he kicked me out of the McDonalds. I woke up.
I really don't want to see my boss now.
After we hung out he had to report to duty at that McDonalds and I went home to see my parents. My dad was hungry and for some reason was craving McDonalds (which is very ironic considering my parents hate fast food). Off to Cody's work we went. When we got there I ordered the Summer Light Smoothie which most resembled the one Cody had given me earlier. When I got it I realized that it was a soda and not the Smoothie I had ordered before. I threw a huge hissy fit and the girl at the counter told me how they didn't make the smoothie in which I decribed.
As I got angrier, the girl behind the counter gto more and more nervous and called for the Manager. Ha. Here comes the worst part of the entire dream. Out comes MY boss. He also managed the McDonalds I was at. I explaned to him the drink and he calmly told me he couldn't make it. I got mad at him. I watched Cody make it earlier. Why couldn't my own boss make it. I threw the Soda they made me before and the manager yelled at me for it. "What?" I said "You want me to clean it up?"
He told me no that wouldn't be needed. I wasn't on his clock. hahaha. I got my money back and he kicked me out of the McDonalds. I woke up.
I really don't want to see my boss now.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Fluffy?!
So last night I didn't sleep much at all. I dreamt once that I can remember and it wasn't even a full dream.
I was walking around with a plate of shrimp (just so happens it was my dinner last night) and went to the zoo. At the zoo I passed a friend of mine from college who was holding a trophy. I went up and said "Hi" and asked about the trophy to which she said she had gotten because she had taken so well care of the animals. She ate the rest of my dinner and took me to the animal enclosure that she was in charge of.
Inside, were two, one white with brown coloring, the other white with black coloring, of an animal I had never seen before. At first glace they looked like dogs. Dobermans almost. Except they had eight legs. In the front, they had three legs side by side (so an extra leg between a dog's two front legs). In the middle of it's belly were three more legs side by side as well, and finally the two hind legs. When the creatures opened their mouths, they had short sharp teeth that resembled very very tiny shark teeth and it was rather intimidating. Yet, their deposition was sweet and made up for the appearence.
I went into the enclosure and went up to the brown and white one. It looked at me and I began to pet it. Once it realized I was there to love on him, he rolled over much like a normal dog would. Yet when this animal rolled over and relaced, it's entire shape changed into that of a baby platypus. It was cute and soft with big claws. And I was amazed with how when it stood up it was Doberman sized and when it laid down it was the size of a small kitten. I could only use on finger to rub its belly it was so small. I found it difficult to avoid the middle three legs as I loved on it.
Once I found its ticklish spot ( you know, where if you rub on a dog its hind leg will kick) instead of kicking, the shape of the animal changed again to a Koala. Eventually, my friend from college called for me so I got up and left the enclosure. I turned around to see the Doberman standing at the fence staring me. I walked away.
That was the entire dream.
I was walking around with a plate of shrimp (just so happens it was my dinner last night) and went to the zoo. At the zoo I passed a friend of mine from college who was holding a trophy. I went up and said "Hi" and asked about the trophy to which she said she had gotten because she had taken so well care of the animals. She ate the rest of my dinner and took me to the animal enclosure that she was in charge of.
Inside, were two, one white with brown coloring, the other white with black coloring, of an animal I had never seen before. At first glace they looked like dogs. Dobermans almost. Except they had eight legs. In the front, they had three legs side by side (so an extra leg between a dog's two front legs). In the middle of it's belly were three more legs side by side as well, and finally the two hind legs. When the creatures opened their mouths, they had short sharp teeth that resembled very very tiny shark teeth and it was rather intimidating. Yet, their deposition was sweet and made up for the appearence.
I went into the enclosure and went up to the brown and white one. It looked at me and I began to pet it. Once it realized I was there to love on him, he rolled over much like a normal dog would. Yet when this animal rolled over and relaced, it's entire shape changed into that of a baby platypus. It was cute and soft with big claws. And I was amazed with how when it stood up it was Doberman sized and when it laid down it was the size of a small kitten. I could only use on finger to rub its belly it was so small. I found it difficult to avoid the middle three legs as I loved on it.
Once I found its ticklish spot ( you know, where if you rub on a dog its hind leg will kick) instead of kicking, the shape of the animal changed again to a Koala. Eventually, my friend from college called for me so I got up and left the enclosure. I turned around to see the Doberman standing at the fence staring me. I walked away.
That was the entire dream.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Post-Apocalyptic World. Lucid too!
Success! I had myself a dream last night.
The world was made of iron. It was futuristic, post-apocolyptic and there wasn't any green leaves or even plant life in general in sight. In fact, where fields had once been, there were rows and rows of identical, dirty machines, as if the future had found a machinic way to farm and replaced traditional farming all together. People were scarse. They lived in small familys or were bandits who lived off the roads robbing those who dare traveled.
I was visiting a family. In real life I didn't know them (however one did look an awful lot like a middle school history teacher whom we nicknamed the Wacko mixed with a high school librarian who seriously resembled a character from Lord of the Rings) yet in the dream I had met with them once or twice before. They had 8 kids, ranging in ages of course, all living with them. The house had many many windows even though they were all covered up with black garbage bags and also the house had a loading dock for which trains used to drop off food to the family, since train was the safest form of travel in this future.
Myself and a friend were staying with them (the friend I didn't know in real life so let's name him Jeffery). Jeffery was my age, twenty, so we worked well together and had a strong friendship. *He was hot, not gonna lie. Why couldn't I dream him to be my boyfriend I'll never know.* Anyways, we were staying with this family. We noticed right off the beat that the mother (the Wacko Lord of the Rings hybrid) was strict as hell. There was no husband to speak of, yet Wacko's sister stayed with the family too. Jeffery and I lived there and did chores like the others. It wasn't home, and we didn't like it there. We couldn't place out finger exactly on why, but we knew something was going on behind the scenes.
One day, after living there maybe a month, another family arrived. They were asian and dropped off six little asian toddlers before the parents left on their merry way. Jeffery and myself went and started playing with the toddlers. They were young and frightened with the new living environment and so Jeffery and I played with them to help them feel more comfortable and sure enough the oldest two of the eight original kids played with us. Wacko, however, didn't like this. After watching us play with the children, she locked myself and Jeffery in bathroom andwent after her oldest four children. (I don't know why she wanted four.) Jeffery kicked down the door and we ran outside for our lives to see Wacko setting up four hangmans' nooses for her own children! No wonder her kids were so well behaved, if they acted up, she'd hang them, dispose the bodies, and replace them with new toodlers! We ran to find the kids who were destined for the noose, but we could only find the two oldest whom we'd gotten to know. The two oldest ran with us to the dock where the train tracks were and hopped on the next train out which, luckily for us, was arriving right when we needed them. We hopped on and hoped for the best. The train led us to safety.
Well, almost. Jeffery and the two oldest got off a few stops ahead of me. I never knew what became of them. I stayed on until the train's last stop...a beach. But it's not the kind of beach we think of in today's world. This is a beach where lining the water is a huge and booming city. Iron machines and buildings making our common skyscrapers look miniature. One highway was in the sky and it was moving around like a gear shaft. This highway is important, because the moment I saw it, I realized I was dreaming!! My FIRST LUCID DREAM!! Now before I continue, I just want to inform you, I've never had a lucid dream before, nor was I very good at it.
Once I realized I was dreaming, I felt the dream start to fade, so I started rubbing my hands together as fast as I could, focusing on the texture of my hands. I had read before that this can help stop a fading dream. It worked. I looked up and I was still on the beach, but a friend had joined me. Cody! Cody is one of my best friends in reality and I was thrilled to see him. We went exploring this city together and I practicing my changing things in my dream skills. The first thing I did was play a prank on Cody. I created an old barn on the beach and inside I built a stage (it took me a couple of tries, it started out as a road no matter how hard i concentrated on it being a stage and then turned in to tree before finally becoming a stage). On this stage: Hannah Montana was performing a concert, just for Cody. I couldn't resist that.
Next we ran to explore the City. We found that the post-apocolyptic race had built the city directly on top of the city that was there before the world burned. we went down into the ruins and found tons of old symbols and abandoned secrets of the city before us.
Okay, pranks and cool nerdiness that I am aside, it was time to practice something I've always wanted to do but never have in a dream...Fly. I concentrated on a ramp. And sure enough first try it appeared. I focused on running on the ramp and jumping off being able to fly. Then Cody and I counted to three and ran at it. What my luck. Cody flew right off the end and into the sky. I, on the other hand, jumped off and did a back flip before landing on the ground. Now, back flips are pretty cool...but it wasn't flying. Ha ha ha.
The rest of the lucid dream lasted hours in my mind. And I won't bore you with me practicing to change shape and the like. There really is no plot points from here on out like there was in the beginning. I hope Day 1 of my diary was of some interest!
The world was made of iron. It was futuristic, post-apocolyptic and there wasn't any green leaves or even plant life in general in sight. In fact, where fields had once been, there were rows and rows of identical, dirty machines, as if the future had found a machinic way to farm and replaced traditional farming all together. People were scarse. They lived in small familys or were bandits who lived off the roads robbing those who dare traveled.
I was visiting a family. In real life I didn't know them (however one did look an awful lot like a middle school history teacher whom we nicknamed the Wacko mixed with a high school librarian who seriously resembled a character from Lord of the Rings) yet in the dream I had met with them once or twice before. They had 8 kids, ranging in ages of course, all living with them. The house had many many windows even though they were all covered up with black garbage bags and also the house had a loading dock for which trains used to drop off food to the family, since train was the safest form of travel in this future.
Myself and a friend were staying with them (the friend I didn't know in real life so let's name him Jeffery). Jeffery was my age, twenty, so we worked well together and had a strong friendship. *He was hot, not gonna lie. Why couldn't I dream him to be my boyfriend I'll never know.* Anyways, we were staying with this family. We noticed right off the beat that the mother (the Wacko Lord of the Rings hybrid) was strict as hell. There was no husband to speak of, yet Wacko's sister stayed with the family too. Jeffery and I lived there and did chores like the others. It wasn't home, and we didn't like it there. We couldn't place out finger exactly on why, but we knew something was going on behind the scenes.
One day, after living there maybe a month, another family arrived. They were asian and dropped off six little asian toddlers before the parents left on their merry way. Jeffery and myself went and started playing with the toddlers. They were young and frightened with the new living environment and so Jeffery and I played with them to help them feel more comfortable and sure enough the oldest two of the eight original kids played with us. Wacko, however, didn't like this. After watching us play with the children, she locked myself and Jeffery in bathroom andwent after her oldest four children. (I don't know why she wanted four.) Jeffery kicked down the door and we ran outside for our lives to see Wacko setting up four hangmans' nooses for her own children! No wonder her kids were so well behaved, if they acted up, she'd hang them, dispose the bodies, and replace them with new toodlers! We ran to find the kids who were destined for the noose, but we could only find the two oldest whom we'd gotten to know. The two oldest ran with us to the dock where the train tracks were and hopped on the next train out which, luckily for us, was arriving right when we needed them. We hopped on and hoped for the best. The train led us to safety.
Well, almost. Jeffery and the two oldest got off a few stops ahead of me. I never knew what became of them. I stayed on until the train's last stop...a beach. But it's not the kind of beach we think of in today's world. This is a beach where lining the water is a huge and booming city. Iron machines and buildings making our common skyscrapers look miniature. One highway was in the sky and it was moving around like a gear shaft. This highway is important, because the moment I saw it, I realized I was dreaming!! My FIRST LUCID DREAM!! Now before I continue, I just want to inform you, I've never had a lucid dream before, nor was I very good at it.
Once I realized I was dreaming, I felt the dream start to fade, so I started rubbing my hands together as fast as I could, focusing on the texture of my hands. I had read before that this can help stop a fading dream. It worked. I looked up and I was still on the beach, but a friend had joined me. Cody! Cody is one of my best friends in reality and I was thrilled to see him. We went exploring this city together and I practicing my changing things in my dream skills. The first thing I did was play a prank on Cody. I created an old barn on the beach and inside I built a stage (it took me a couple of tries, it started out as a road no matter how hard i concentrated on it being a stage and then turned in to tree before finally becoming a stage). On this stage: Hannah Montana was performing a concert, just for Cody. I couldn't resist that.
Next we ran to explore the City. We found that the post-apocolyptic race had built the city directly on top of the city that was there before the world burned. we went down into the ruins and found tons of old symbols and abandoned secrets of the city before us.
Okay, pranks and cool nerdiness that I am aside, it was time to practice something I've always wanted to do but never have in a dream...Fly. I concentrated on a ramp. And sure enough first try it appeared. I focused on running on the ramp and jumping off being able to fly. Then Cody and I counted to three and ran at it. What my luck. Cody flew right off the end and into the sky. I, on the other hand, jumped off and did a back flip before landing on the ground. Now, back flips are pretty cool...but it wasn't flying. Ha ha ha.
The rest of the lucid dream lasted hours in my mind. And I won't bore you with me practicing to change shape and the like. There really is no plot points from here on out like there was in the beginning. I hope Day 1 of my diary was of some interest!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Pre-Game
So, I decided earlier today after hearing for years now that I have crazy-ass dreams and that I should keep a dream diary to actually start one. I have never been against the idea, but I, like every other college student on the planet, am lazy and writing with pen and paper every morning just never seems to work. Solution: type it, don't write it. I check my computer first thing every morning. Why not give this a try?
Anywho tonight is my pre-game talk and tomorrow, hopefully I'll have a interesting dream to tell.
Until then, here is a little sampler to naw on. Last night I dreamt I climbed on my roof to reach the sky, opened the sky like a ceiling attic hatch, and climbed on the rafters all the way from humble Ohio to Egpyt. Yeah. Not making that one up.
Can't wait to get started! See you in the morning!
Anywho tonight is my pre-game talk and tomorrow, hopefully I'll have a interesting dream to tell.
Until then, here is a little sampler to naw on. Last night I dreamt I climbed on my roof to reach the sky, opened the sky like a ceiling attic hatch, and climbed on the rafters all the way from humble Ohio to Egpyt. Yeah. Not making that one up.
Can't wait to get started! See you in the morning!
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